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how do u pass park

Make it free plz im broke plz im broke and my family can't afford it

Then we'll both be broke.

Make it free!!!

when is the 100% sale

May 25 2041


"57 days ago" hmmm

to get romance just move eyes very fast and sex



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Man i had some fun whilst playing the game,Also my eye goes weird for some reason

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Had Some Fun With This, It is an interesting concept, I like it

Dose it come with a Steam Key?


I had trouble with some of the levels so apparently I needed this! Thanks for a good game and a fun time :)


how do you do the park one!

When he's talking look at him and try not to "look weak" (stare somewhere else) 

When the player is talking look to the left.

(He, as in the dude that looked at your dick in the restroom)

Tried out the web version and absolutely loved this game! It felt like the perfect amount of challenging and goofy and some of the puzzles really made me think. The Park level didn't make too much since to me but I eventually figured out what I needed to do. Good job on an amazing little game!

I did a playthrough of the web version for anyone curious:

Player: dem boobs tho


There's no more bits past Romance. Thats it. How do I get all of them?

Ikr i wanna do ALL of the interactions not 7 of them! Plz fix this.


Buy the game, baka.

You have to buy the game. Sorry, i'm not the one who made this. I'm mad too, but I can't change it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi, I'm from Brazil, where and how I can find the texts to translate the game? Thanks so much!

Email me

hi there the game won't let me do the park part it just freezes on it

Sorry about that, new builds are up that fix that.

Game won't work past work. I get the congratulations your boss had a stroke, but funeral never opens up. :(


Still trying to solve this inconsistent bug, in the meantime use the unlocking code "PASSWORD123" typed on the mainmenu.

Thanks so much! I thought I was just THAT awkward that it knew I needed more training :P

you need to do parents first then funeral I think

i wish i had the cash

but sadly i don't


I know right,it feels boring.

how do i win in coffe?

When she's talking, you look at her. When you're talking, look at her. When you both stop talking, make yourself cross-eyed, and it'll make her laugh.

I love this but I don't know how to behave in the park! I get my butt kicked or I´m too timid

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EDIT: make her laugh to win!! cross your eyes (saw it on markiplier's channel)

when the person interuping stops talking, look at the clouds. bascllly you need to look at the bottom left


When the girl is talking, look at her, and look at her when/if you talk. When the guy comes, look at him, then quickly look to the other side (left).